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    Juvenile life's Avatar
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    Random stuff you want to share with other players

    Just a place to post funny/cute/cool/whatever stuff youd think other people would like to see. Just be civil please. We dont want one of the mods bringing down the hammer of justice upon us.

    Ill start with some dumb pickup lines

    (disclaimer: I never use pickup lines other than for the purpose of making people laugh, if any of these offend you, please pm me and I will try to get them removed or clear them up.)


    Hey girl did you sleep on your stomach last night?
    (regardless of her answer)
    Can I?

    Are you from tennesee?
    (because I'm the only ten you see?)
    no because you look inbred

    When people ask me what animal would I be, I always say eagles, and they ask me normally something like:
    Oh so you can be glorious and soar in the sky, and be the symbol of freedom?
    And I always say no, so I can have sex with other eagles

    I might not know much about pies, but you can make my banana cream anytime

    Do you have pet insurance?
    Well its actually because if you love a pet then you really do need to take care of it
    my turtle just died the other day because we actually didnt have insurance for it, and
    couldn't find a vet. It's actually kind of sad to see how basically a member of my family
    died but it was totally preventable. Oh yeah, and I'm also going to destroy your pussy tonight

    Whats the difference between jams and jellies?
    Well jellies actually normally contain fruit pieces and are normally chunky,
    whereas jellies are smoother and don't normally contain fruit pieces
    and I cant jelly my dick in your ass

    Whats the difference between you and a coffee filter?
    I don't want to shove my dick in a coffee filter

    M'am, I believe you just dropped something
    MY JAW.
    Pain and Strength are not the same thing.
    Pain can lead to Strength
    Strength can lead to Pain

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    Juvenile Yousername's Avatar
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    Note to self: If life gives you pick-up lines, do not use them.
    IGN: Kage
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    正勝吾勝
    True victory is victory over oneself

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    Zigzagoon for hire Juvenile jettclass's Avatar
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    If you eat a marker. Your breath will be that color. The color shall smell like the FRUIT that has the color. Yes.

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    Juvenile Grief's Avatar
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    Some are pretty good! But others are just inappropriate...

    You smell like garbage. (hesitate) May I take you out?

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    Damn pretty girl you went done it again.

    You've gone and turned your sexy all the way up to 10.

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    ╰( ◔ ω ◔ `)╯ Zeta Lunarly's Avatar
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    You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast. I'd go with any guy that tries to pick me up with that line :^)

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    yikes Juvenile Her's Avatar
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    i have aids

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    if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

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    if you want to save moni don't play Kinesis they are a lot of property damage
    and don't eat soap
    Last edited by meowsquid; 05-29-2016 at 03:18 PM.

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    no, i'm the other aden Zeta aden's Avatar
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    it's better to have a toilet on your bike than a bike in your toilet
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    mavi supports genocide

 

 

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