Just a place to post funny/cute/cool/whatever stuff youd think other people would like to see. Just be civil please. We dont want one of the mods bringing down the hammer of justice upon us.
Ill start with some dumb pickup lines
(disclaimer: I never use pickup lines other than for the purpose of making people laugh, if any of these offend you, please pm me and I will try to get them removed or clear them up.)
Hey girl did you sleep on your stomach last night?
(regardless of her answer)
Are you from tennesee?
(because I'm the only ten you see?)
no because you look inbred
When people ask me what animal would I be, I always say eagles, and they ask me normally something like:
Oh so you can be glorious and soar in the sky, and be the symbol of freedom?
And I always say no, so I can have sex with other eagles
I might not know much about pies, but you can make my banana cream anytime
Do you have pet insurance?
Well its actually because if you love a pet then you really do need to take care of it
my turtle just died the other day because we actually didnt have insurance for it, and
couldn't find a vet. It's actually kind of sad to see how basically a member of my family
died but it was totally preventable. Oh yeah, and I'm also going to destroy your pussy tonight
Whats the difference between jams and jellies?
Well jellies actually normally contain fruit pieces and are normally chunky,
whereas jellies are smoother and don't normally contain fruit pieces
and I cant jelly my dick in your ass
Whats the difference between you and a coffee filter?
I don't want to shove my dick in a coffee filter
M'am, I believe you just dropped something